Leeroy Berlin has developed a crippling addiction to the fermented sap of the coconut palm since fleeing the forces of Western Civilization. He spends his days staring at the reef break and scratching poems into the homes of stray hermit crabs. He blogs at leeroyberlin.com and is the editor of Sanity not Guaranteed.

Leeroy Berlin

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this is why i don't go to raves

i've spit worse things down
the throats
of alcoholic song birds.
a melody worthy of a
national anthem
as i hum goodbye to
dark haired israeli vixens
who refuse to say goodbye
to the darkness
no matter how friendly it may be.